Wog

A denizen of Australia who refuses to shut the fuck up about being Macedonian.

Example Wog Communique

LISTEN, S K I P

WE BUILT THIS COUNTRY!!!! EVER HEARD OF SNAWWY YDRO? MAYTE WHEN WE CAME HERE THERE WERENT EVEN ANY ROADS IN THE SUBURBS, THERE WAS NO CENTRELINK FOR US WE HAD TO WAIT LIKE 2 GENERATIONS TO GET ON THAT. LISTEN HERE SKIP BEFORE WE CAME ERE YOUZE WASN'T EVEN EATIN DA KALAMATA !!! WHAT DI YO MEAN IM NOT WHITE?? WE INVENTED DEMOKRATI YOU DUMB SKIP SEE ME AND THIS STATUE? LOOK MUY NOSE MAYTE ITS PERFECT SAME ONLY BROWNER 1:1

OI MAYT WHADA YA MEAN WE NOT ASSIMILAYE? LISTIN SKIP M DINKY DOI MEAT PIE MAYTE I DONT HARBOUR A SEPERATE IDENTITY NAH MAYTE WEZ NOT LIKE DA ASIANS MAYYTE WE ONLY HAVE ETHNIC CLUBS, ETHNIC CHURCHES, USE MULTICULTURALISM TO SIGNAL BOOST OUR COMMUNITY INTERESTS WHADA YA MEAN IM "THE HIN WEDGE OF MULTICULTURALISM" MAYTE WHAD DA FUK

MAYTE IM TOTALLY SEXURE IN MY IDENTITY WHATA YA MEAN I GOT A CHIP ON MY SHOULDER? oi boiiz does my nose look alright about to go out tonight with tha boys OI ZAKKII COME SHAVE MY ARSEHOLE fuckin skips don't have any testosterone no hair like us lol ha..ha OI NAH LIKE NORDS ARE NO CIVILISATION ONLY REASON WE DONT HAVE FUNCTION ING GOVERNMENT OR PLUMBING IS CAUSE NORDSKIPS STOLE OUR TECHNOLOGY

LISTEN, SKIP, IF YOU DONT WANT OR APPRECIATE US THEN WELL LEAVE

I mean tbh I still identify as my home country and have always thought about moving there as an exit strategy but man this country so good no that ks to skips lol

See also

Wog Insecurity Scale

Golliwog

Wog Anthem