Wog Insecurity Scale
The following rubric has been developed to assess the progression of the wog pathology. 100% of wogs will reach Stage 6 unless adequate staunching is enacted by rightminded nationalists.
Stage 1
The Wog is able to endure the friendly banter of his host nation, hiding any underlying insecurity.
haha yeah "wog boy" very funny. I'm still a proud, committed Australian, and identify as such.
Stage 2
The Wog begins to get defensive, and his true; seperate identity begins to be asserted, with inclusive and exclusive articles increasing in use.
look ok banter aside us wogs are white like you, ok.
Stage 3
The Wog firmly entrenches himself in the revealed truth that although European, he is nonetheless of a different ethno-cultural group to the Skip.
LISTEN, ＳＫＩＰ
Stage 4
Through use of revisionism, the Wog attempts to assert his stake in the host nation, and defend against the claim he was used to corrode this host group as the "thin edge of the wedge".
SNAHWY YDROW
Stage 5
The Wog has failed at defending his own integration, as well as his contributions to the host nation being any greater than "HGTFT". At this point, the Wog resorts to open attack against the host nation, diminishing or denying their culture in attempt to justify the need of his own contributions to "spice it up".
FKN SKIPS YOU HAVE NO PASTA
Stage 6
The Wog now uproots discussion from the immediately relevant insecurities, to much deeper held ones found in the European context. At this point, he openly begins to make claim of historic progenesis of everything good from the host nation, while simultaneously covering up embarrassing sagas in his own nation's history.
FKN CUMSKIPS! WE INVETED DEMOKRATI
